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Sunday, October 16, 2005

My version of the Sunday paper

I was saying yesterday that I don't usually wake up before noon on the weekends if I can help it, to which James responded with abject horror because he likes having the mornings to read the paper over coffee. My response: I don't get the paper (for background, see "Related Posts" below).

On the other hand, I do "get" blogs. So today, for instance, over bread'n'jam and milk, this was my version of the Sunday paper:
Girl: Yeah ... but I have my period, so we can't have sex.
Guy: That doesn't matter. See? It just shows that I love you.
Girl: What it shows is that you want head.
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Related posts: Why scanning The Straits Times annoys the hell out of me, Air!, In our own worlds

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posted by Tym at 1:14 PM

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At 10/16/2005 7:37 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

ST sux, but at least they're not teachers, sucker!

 
At 10/16/2005 9:21 PM Blogger Terz said...

Heh. Another brave anonymous troll who probably just got really bad marks for an easy test.

 
At 10/16/2005 9:32 PM Anonymous The Fell Bat said...

Or it could be someone who's been prejudiced by experience with far less worthy examples of teaching professionals. Doesn't excuse him though, the bugger.

*looks at list* now why can't we have a newspaper with topics and articles like that.

(rhetorical question, that)

 

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